Sometimes, I forget that other people are not privy to the conversations in my head. This can lead to quite comical miscommunications.
Tag: #bekind
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I lost my glasses because i wasn’t seeing clearly. When i started to do that, i found them.
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Most people get stuck in their ways because they were never taught to question things and hold on to the belief that humans are the pinnacle of existence, when in reality, we are nothing more than a sliver of the possibilities.
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When I was 16 or 17, I went to the city with my boyfriend at the time and his best friend – we’ll call them M and D. We walked around a bit, and i can’t remember what exactly we were in the city for, but then we went to lunch. It was some futuristic alien themed burger place. We were standing in line, and i was just oogling all the stuff they had hanging on the walls, especially this one light…. when you looked at it dead on, it looked like a vertical line, but when you saw it out of your periphery, it was a martini glass or something. Anyway, there i am, just staring in awe, innocent as anything, right?
D walks up right in front of me, and I thought he wanted to stand closer to M so they could talk. D then grabs my face and turns my head to the side. I screamed like a banshee. I see a green alien dude, his face about two inches from mine. Laughter roared around me, because apparently everyone in the line saw this dude standing next to me like that, waiting to see how long before i noticed. I coughed from screaming so loud and then laughed my ass off. The dude in the alien suit came over, laughing, and apologized. I laughed even harder. The food was pretty good too. hilarious shenanigans!
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What political affiliation would my dogs have if they were human?
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Do most people think in words? or in images?
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Write a letter to your 100-year-old self.
Dear Laura,
Holy shit, dude, 100 fucking years! I remember when I didn’t think I’d make it to 25, much less four times that! A million questions in my head….I want to hear it all! what have you seen? What have you experienced? How have you changed? Did you enjoy your life so far? Are you healthy? Tell me all about the dogs I have later in life! Did I ever find another like Patch? Where have you lived? How many tattoos do you have now? Do you still have the lip ring?
How close are you to truly understanding? Were we – well, was I – right? about myself? about my core theories of the universe? Did you ever find that perfect frequency, or are you still looking? Did I ever finish those drawings, or are they still simmering in your mind? Have I gotten to see a perfect night sky yet? If so, what mysteries did it uncover for you? Are you still searching? Did you ever finish your books? Did I ever figure out The Point? I find myself wanting to ask “did we” or “are we” but there is no we, it’s just me. I’m talking to myself, like always, but this time, I was prompted to!
Anyway – retardedness aside, I want to tell you that I don’t know what you’ve been through after today, or what you have done or who you have become, but I know what you came from – I am what you came from. I want you to know that I am so incredibly proud of you. Hell, I’m proud of myself now for surviving this long, and you went and lived to see 100! Seriously, you fucking rock. Thank you for not giving up, and for giving me all those things I’ve yet to experience. i can’t say it enough: thank you, thank you, thank you. for being you.
Love, me
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There are
Started that, got interrupted, and have no freakin clue where it was going…. *sigh*
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Living life is a science.
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People are cranky today….
A Peculiar Cerebral Tangle 