A spiral out of place…?

I love spirals. they are everywhere, and are the physical embodiment of emergent order.

But a spiral in the direction of hair growth at the back/top of the head? Seriously, mother nature?

i recently shaved my head, and decided that today, i was going to take it down to skin. When i had my mohawk, this was a quick 10-15-minute thing for an against-the-grain shave.

but that strip that i only recently removed for the first time? it had a secret. a secret that made shaving with a razor fucking retarded… a god damn spiral.

the hair on that part of my head grows in all sorts of different directions. i don’t know if this how it is for all people, but i’m including everyone in my angry rant of confusion. Again – really, mother nature?

i’m not in the mood to research this, i’m just bitching.

but apparently I have a Fibonacci-esque pattern—unseen for decades—etched into my frickin’ scalp…

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honestly, hat’s actually kinda fun….