When I was 16 or 17, I went to the city with my boyfriend at the time and his best friend – we’ll call them M and D. We walked around a bit, and i can’t remember what exactly we were in the city for, but then we went to lunch. It was some futuristic alien themed burger place. We were standing in line, and i was just oogling all the stuff they had hanging on the walls, especially this one light…. when you looked at it dead on, it looked like a vertical line, but when you saw it out of your periphery, it was a martini glass or something. Anyway, there i am, just staring in awe, innocent as anything, right?
D walks up right in front of me, and I thought he wanted to stand closer to M so they could talk. D then grabs my face and turns my head to the side. I screamed like a banshee. I see a green alien dude, his face about two inches from mine. Laughter roared around me, because apparently everyone in the line saw this dude standing next to me like that, waiting to see how long before i noticed. I coughed from screaming so loud and then laughed my ass off. The dude in the alien suit came over, laughing, and apologized. I laughed even harder. The food was pretty good too. hilarious shenanigans!
A Peculiar Cerebral Tangle 