Tag: RTotD

Imagine that! if you actually follow the instructions you were given, shit fucking works! whoda thunk it?

Who’s to say that existence isn’t structured in a way that looks like what you see in mirrors that are facing each other?

I hate when you eat an awesome meal, go sit down to relax, and then get the fucking hiccups. I mean, seriously? Wtf, diaphragm? 

i just found myself trying to chew pudding. Wtf?

I’m honestly feelin kinda pissy today. One of those ‘wish a mother fucker would…’ kinda days. Could be interesting….

I just opened a container of fresh pineapple. I stuck my fork into the juicy flesh, bring it to my lips….

And blow on it to cool it down…

It came out of the fucking fridge…

…So, yeah, there’s that. Lol

I acknowledge and embrace both my “this motherfucker…” side and my “yeah, i think that would be spiffy!” side. 

I just had an argument with a banana. I won, though, so it’s ok.

Profanity really is useful.

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In fact, the written use of profanity is the understudy for visceral emotional human interaction.

Data speaks to me…