Tag: RTotD

Who’s to say that existence isn’t structured in a way that looks like what you see in mirrors that are facing each other?

I hate when you eat an awesome meal, go sit down to relax, and then get the fucking hiccups. I mean, seriously? Wtf, diaphragm? 

i just found myself trying to chew pudding. Wtf?

I’m honestly feelin kinda pissy today. One of those ‘wish a mother fucker would…’ kinda days. Could be interesting….

I just opened a container of fresh pineapple. I stuck my fork into the juicy flesh, bring it to my lips….

And blow on it to cool it down…

It came out of the fucking fridge…

…So, yeah, there’s that. Lol

I acknowledge and embrace both my “this motherfucker…” side and my “yeah, i think that would be spiffy!” side. 

I just had an argument with a banana. I won, though, so it’s ok.

Profanity really is useful.

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In fact, the written use of profanity is the understudy for visceral emotional human interaction.

Data speaks to me…

Ya ever have one of those days where you take a day off work, but not really, and you didn’t get to check your emails during the day and then at the end of the day, you see how many emails you get in a day and you’re just like…. “well, shit”?