Tag: RTotD

I fucking hate labels.

why does it take a dog fucking forever to find a place to poop? Seriously, you’re getting rid of literal shit – why does the locale in the giant canvass of toilet you have at your disposal even fucking matter??

“Dude, the couch is not a freakin jungle gym!”

-actual words that came out of my mouth today

Why does anger feel so liberating sometimes?

I didn’t know this before today….

Herons hunt land animals, such as gophers.

So, how many calories are in 1 lb of cherries? asking for a friend…

If your brain can only ever focus on one thing, then if you are thinking while listening, you are not actually fully focused on either.

it’s ok that you will never know, because you can’t. but it’s not ok not to ask.

When you own a dog, you’ve basically agreed to play the stunt double for furniture, the floor, and a weeble wobble.

Why does stupid have to exist?