Tag: #life

Some days, I wonder if the English language that I use is different from the English language everyone else uses, because I say something relatively simple, and the response is non-existent, irrelevant, or completely out of line.

Nighttime seems darker in the winter…

Life is funny in a strange, retarded, fucked up kinda way.

I cannot stand half-assery.

Folding laundry is my least favorite chore. I don’t actually have a favorite chore, to be clear, but still. Folding clothes is the one I dislike the most.

I kinda wish that life had a reset button, but with the ability to retain what you’ve learned. That is the only way it would be successful.

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Could you imagine? Press the big red button – pop up – retain memories? Yes or No?

How many people would make the mistake of pressing no because the memroies are too painful?

Don’t be a people.

Breast pumps are essentially the portable human version of the milking machines they use on cows.

I work from home. One of my dogs had a post-it note stuck to the bottom of his paw. This was an emergency situation, apparently. 😆

I despise drama.