I hate when you eat an awesome meal, go sit down to relax, and then get the fucking hiccups. I mean, seriously? Wtf, diaphragm?
Tag: #life
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i just found myself trying to chew pudding. Wtf?
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I’m honestly feelin kinda pissy today. One of those ‘wish a mother fucker would…’ kinda days. Could be interesting….
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I just opened a container of fresh pineapple. I stuck my fork into the juicy flesh, bring it to my lips….
And blow on it to cool it down…
It came out of the fucking fridge…
…So, yeah, there’s that. Lol
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I acknowledge and embrace both my “this motherfucker…” side and my “yeah, i think that would be spiffy!” side.
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Take out a ruler, or a tape measure. Go ahead, it’s ok, I’m not gonna trick you into doing anything stupid, i promise. ok, got the measuring device? Take a look at how big one inch is. I mean really look, compare it to the size of your fingers, other shit you have sitting around, whatever. Really take it in.
Now…Imagine having a hole that big going straight through some part of your body.
Your gut clenched a bit, didn’t it? Or you winced a smidge. Yeah, me too.
But then I realized that the goal i have for my ears will do exactly that. My ears are at 9/16″, with a goal to return to the 3/4″ i once had. Imagining that size hole in my ear lobe doesn’t make my gut clench, it makes my heart happy.
So, yeah, context fucking matters!
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I just had an argument with a banana. I won, though, so it’s ok.
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Where the hell do racing thoughts come from, and where are they going in such a fuckin hurry?
I mean seriously.
The racing thoughts come on gradually, and at first, i can keep up. But then, all of a sudden they’re racing around faster and faster and i completely space out for a sec.
It happens kinda like when you go to a restaurant and it it’s not crowded, but people filter in. The next thing you know, it’s super crowded and almost painfully loud in the restaurant. All you can think of is leaving.
But anyway, the thoughts come from everywhere and nowhere.
Damnit.
I got interrupted and have no idea where this was going. gotta read this quick, hold please!
…Right, where do racing thoughts come from? Are they simply normal thoughts on adrenaline? Do people prone to racing thoughts enter a state where they have momentary deeper access to subconscious thought processes?
Is this a potential mental super power?? Is it possible to bring on racing thoughts intentionally? if so, can you train yourself to get better at keeping up, which would eventually make that a quasi permanent state?
could racing thoughts be jet fuel for inspiration in the right context?
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Laura took a bite of her dinner.
Mom always yelled at me to not bring books to the dinner table...
Laura smiled, pulled out her phone and started her latest audiobook.
Look Ma, no books!
Laura giggled to herself and continued eating.
A Peculiar Cerebral Tangle 