~Random Thought of the Day~

A collection of thoughts, feelings and/or observations that was previously chronicled in my “Little Book of Insanity”.

  • RTotD – 1/19/24

    What is it in the preparation of pickles that makes for a crispy pickle versus a soggy, limp pickle? Seriously, I want to know. I have eaten many pickles in my day, but only a handful of them have been that super crisp, crunchy kind. I wanna know what most pickle makers are doing wrong. Read more

  • RTotD – 1/18/24

    I can’t help but think that random thoughts aren’t truly random. I mean, your subconscious mind is basically working 24/7 right? So why is it that when we aren’t aware of the thought process, we attribute it to randomness instead of congratulating our subconscious on some pretty spectacular mental gymnastics? Read more

  • RTotD – 1/17/24

    Sometimes I do wonder if I am actually human. What if I’m like that little alien dude from Men In Black, just controlling what appears to be a human body? Read more

  • RTotD – 1/16/24

    It’s so funny…. When I was younger, I hated being alone. Now, I treasure my solitude, and get cranky and anxious if it is limited by circumstance. Read more

  • RTotD – 1/15/24

    Have I failed at life because I never had kids and did not do my part to propagate the species? Read more

  • RTotD – 1/14/24

    Wind is just a natural way of keeping balance in a particular system. Read more

  • RTotD – 1/13/24

    Humans are the only species that create non-organic trash. Read more

  • RTotD – 1/12/24

    Why aren’t testicles internal? All the other vital life structures – heart, lungs, brain, and for direct comparison, uterus – are all within the body. Mother nature just randomly decided, “yeah, the body part responsible for generating the second half of mammalian propagation is gonna be exposed and overly sensitive. Great idea!”? I don’t get it. Read more

  • RTotD – 1/11/24

    Sneezing is weird, sneezing fits even more so. “Let me expel things from my body at crazy speeds in rapid succession, but I’m going to turn into a sniffling stuffy mess after the fact.” Seriously? Read more

Laura /lor-a/

noun, singular

1: a: Problem solver; also: wife, dog mom b: (over) thinker; also: aspiring writer c: philosopher (of sorts) d: music lover (all genres) e: perpetual student; also: avid learner of all things interesting or useful (to her)

2: a: Complex human organism prone to randomness; b; see this article

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