Freakin elephants. Who knew?
Category: RTotD
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I want to go to the ocean on a gloomy day and enjoy it without all the people.
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How *does* a duck know?
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List the three steps to put an elephant in the fridge.
1 – open door 2 – put the elephant in 3 – close door
List the four steps to put a giraffe in the fridge.
1 – open door 2 – remove elephant 3 – put giraffe in 4 – close door
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Is it painful for some people to utilize rational thought? Because there has to be a reason that certain people never seem to do that, and logically, an aversion to pain is the only thing I can think of….
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My boss, years ago, used to refer to Panera Bread as “Pantera Bread”, which was hilarious. I so wanted to get one of those bread bowl things, paint it black and silver and shit and give it to her, but never wound up doing it. That would have been freaking great. 🤘😆
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I prefer giving belly rubs to female dogs, because there is no winky to avoid, which allows for smoother, longer passes of the hand. Just sayin.
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I can. And I will.
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Self-sabotage is real.
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Who really is the most dangerous person I know?
A Peculiar Cerebral Tangle 