Category: RTotD

Apparently, Sandy thinks it’s possible to kidnap someone, shrink them, and trap them in your phone. All while standing right in front of her.

I love dog logic. Magical thinking at its best.

Undirected intelligence is dangerous.

I am not a vocalist by any stretch of the imagination, but i still love to sing.

Seeing a C-5 on a landing approach is freaking awe-inspiring. I mean, a regular plane is impressive enough, but a C-5 is massive!!

That feeling of pure bliss when you suddenly realize that your painstaking efforts are having the desired effect…? Un-fucking-real.

Why?

I’ve asked this question about a billion times, and I never get to a point where I am satisfied with the number of answers that I received.

A rhyme my grandmother taught me that was, is, and forever shall be true!

“Patience is a virtue. Possess it if you can – seldom in a woman, never in a man.”

Frak is such an attention whore. To the point of trampling others to be the center of attention.

Sometimes, it’s amusing to realize that most people don’t know what the fuck they’re doing in the grand scheme of things… just like you don’t. The world is chock full of functioning adults who are all just fucking winging it.

My dad would take me fishing when I was little. The only problem was, I could never put bait on the hook… I felt horrible doing that to the worm, and would imagine a people sized bait hook going through my belly. I think the first time i tried, i wound up crying over it.