Blog – List Format

  • Waiting on Forgetting

    I want to apologize in advance to anyone who expected profound musings based on the title. This is not the post you’re looking for; this is funny and retarded and silly. Ya know what it’s…

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  • RTotD – 10/4/25

    How many tireless hours of master craftsmanship has the average human being demolished via walking through spiders’ webs?

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  • I just had a random thought, and it rendered my mind speechless. I literally just stared at what I wrote, my entire being just… humming. ‘You would never be in a toxic relationship with someone…

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  • RTotD – 10/3/25

    i dislike that some words do not have an opposite other than that same word with a negative prefix. that’s bullshit.

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  • RTotD – 10/2/25

    Believing the ‘impossible’ makes it possible.

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  • RTotD – 10/1/25

    I hate when getting simple information feels like pulling teeth from an uncooperative child.

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  • RTotD – 9/29/25

    I want to learn to play the clarinet. I had to stop about a year into learning, but i really did enjoy it and hated having to give it up.

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  • RTotD – 9/27/25

    My favorite response for when someone steps on your foot is, “it’s ok, i walk on the bottom.”

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  • RTotD – 9/26/25

    I have never been so freakin grateful to be so damn tired.

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  • RTotD – 9/25/25

    i want to be able to go to bed with the windows open and not hear fucking traffic. just bugs.

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