Blog – List Format

  • RTotD – 12/5/25

    I hate when you eat an awesome meal, go sit down to relax, and then get the fucking hiccups. I mean, seriously? Wtf, diaphragm? 

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  • Yes, metal helps me relax

    Well, I have a new playlist titled, “burn the world”, so there is that…. It truly is amazing how relaxing metal can be, much to the surprise of most people. But, speaking from experience, a…

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  • RTotD 12/4/25.1

    i just found myself trying to chew pudding. Wtf?

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  • RTotD – 12/4/25

    I’m honestly feelin kinda pissy today. One of those ‘wish a mother fucker would…’ kinda days. Could be interesting….

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  • RTotD – 11/27/25

    I just opened a container of fresh pineapple. I stuck my fork into the juicy flesh, bring it to my lips…. And blow on it to cool it down… It came out of the fucking…

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  • RTotD – 11/8/25

    I acknowledge and embrace both my “this motherfucker…” side and my “yeah, i think that would be spiffy!” side. 

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  • Context matters!

    Take out a ruler, or a tape measure. Go ahead, it’s ok, I’m not gonna trick you into doing anything stupid, i promise. ok, got the measuring device? Take a look at how big one…

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  • RTotD – 11/7/25

    I just had an argument with a banana. I won, though, so it’s ok.

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  • Off to the races!!

    Where the hell do racing thoughts come from, and where are they going in such a fuckin hurry? I mean seriously. The racing thoughts come on gradually, and at first, i can keep up. But…

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  • Once Upon a Time…

    Laura took a bite of her dinner. Mom always yelled at me to not bring books to the dinner table… Laura smiled, pulled out her phone and started her latest audiobook. Look Ma, no books!…

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