Drama llama

I despise drama, especially drama for its own sake. i loathe gossip. They serve zero function in my life, and their existence is therefore unnecessary.

There are maybe 3 people on the planet who can give you a moderately accurate description of what’s going on in my life at any given moment. and that’s probably a stretch.

But ya know what?

I think that’s the case with a lot of people, it’s just that there are *more* people who don’t realize that simple fact. There are those of us who keep to ourselves, and don’t give two shits what Bob in accounting had for lunch or what he said in the hallway. And life continues just fine without knowing that information.

Seriously, unless he’s eating a human body part, i couldn’t care less. And if his hall comment was that horrible, say something to him or go to HR. And don’t fucking bother me with your ‘juicy bits’ of useless bullshit.

Have a problem to figure out? Let’s brainstorm! Have a random thought or inspiration that’s been eating at you? Rock on, i will be your sounding board. Have musings bout life or the universe? Dude, we can compare notes!

Wanna bitch about how the company switched the brand of coffee they provide for free? Go away. I have shit to do.