Dogs are like dragons

Seriously, hear me out.

Dragons are vicious, intelligent, flying, fire breathing entities that hoard a human treasure – gold.

Dogs are viciously loyal, intellegent beings who sometimes have breath or gas that smells like it came from the depths of hell. And they, too, board treasure. Canine treasure, in the form of squeaky toys, bones, and tennis balls. And the rare, mythical, squeaky tennis ball? This is epic and sacred above any other canine treasure, to be guarded with much ferocity and courage and a complete disregard for the human hands that reach for it in an attempt to prolong the game of fetch. This game, of course, is a holy ritual for dogs, yet some are so dazzled by the mystical squeaky ball that they descend into the sin of destroying it!

Truly a sad state of affairs…