Canine Convos

Actual conversation with one of my dogs:

*Frak jumps on me as i sit at the desk working, scratching my arm and almost ripping my bracelet off in the process*

Me: Ow! Dude, that hurt!

Frak: Ruff!

Me: You’re violent, sometimes, ya know that?

Frak: Ruff! Awoo! Awoooooooo!

Me: So you wanting to go out when i’m busy working gives you the right to abuse me?

Frak: Awoo! Ruff!

Frickin dogs, man…. lol