Day to day

Sometimes, i think it would be hilarious to record and then compile all the random conversations i have with myself and the dogs every day. For example…

Me, working on a spreadsheet for work: “ok, and then we’re just gonna do this… and this…. and then…… mother fucker. why is this formula not working? (long pause) oh, well that’s fabulous. It’s because you messed up that nested argument, dumbass.”

Or me, trying to get downstairs with the dogs getting in the way, and barking at me because they want to go outside: “yeah. yeah, you can bitch all you want, but you still gotta get out of the way so i can get downstairs to open the fucking door!” 😆

Profanity laced, sarcasm driven shenanigans for everyone!