Two of the four surgeries i have had in my life were life threatening emergencies.
Month: January 2025
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Why are some days just simply fucking difficult?
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I love how insistent dogs are when they want to comfort you, even if you don’t want it or realize you need it.
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the term “keep me in the loop” essentially means “help me maintain some measure of control”.
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What makes you feel nostalgic?
A mostly empty diner, or a Denny’s, but for the same reason.
The sound of a tattoo machine.
The smell of Old Spice.
Trailer parks.
Hearing songs i played on repeat 20+ years ago.
Ashtrays.
A dead skunk on the road.
Seeing a father teaching his daughter anything.
The smell of pipe tobacco.
The song “Tell Laura I love her”.
Hearing any man mutter “come on, you son of a bitch!” when working on a car or truck.
The song “Leader of the Pack”
The smell of the perfume “Opium”.
Bingo cards and dobbers. (i think that’s what they were called….)
I could go on, but I think this is sufficient.
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intensely mitigated diagnostic observation never elucidates.
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Having to explain sarcasm just sucks all the fun out of it.
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If you started a sports team, what would the colors and mascot be?
The colors would be purple and white.
The mascot would be a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater.
Apologies to anyone who feels “dated” by knowing that reference. Me too.
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it’s been a couple of weeks, and I still take my necklaces and stuff off like i have a bunch of long hair to deal with. Habits are so funny.
A Peculiar Cerebral Tangle 