Alarming!

I have a very sophisticated, three tier alarm system to alert me if there are issues in or around the house.

The first (and loudest) tier alerts me of anything that is even vaguely potentially threatening. This includes wind, strange sounding birds, or fish swimming on a screen saver. Tier one includes everything in lower tiers.

The second tier is useful for potential threats that are more… valid and yet to be properly identified and vetted. This includes people outside, people who give off strange energy, and trees falling in the back yard. Tier two includes anything in tier three.

The third tier is the most reliable for actual threats and generally only includes loud, unexpected noises or an unidentified entrant into the house.

If you haven’t already guessed, this system also happens to come in four legged units, and is triggered by late feeding times, which has been an issue since Sunday what with the time change and all.

In any case, this system is highly recommended, 5 stars!