Fun Fact!!

If I am in the passing lane on the highway, actively passing someone (or, in the case today, several someones) while doing 10-15mph over the speed limit, getting right up on my ass so I can’t even see your headlights in my rear-view mirror will *not* make me go faster. In fact, if I can do so safely, I will slow down a little until I get past the other cars and immediately speed up to block you from passing me on the right, or at least make it more difficult for you. Because… yeah, that’s how I treat rude fuckers.

And yes, I realize that it could have been an emergency or something, but if so, flash your high beams, beep, do something to indicate that there is honestly something urgent, and not just you being an impatient fucker with a speeding problem. Don’t be a dickhead.

Rant over. Thank you for your time.